Donald Rumsfeld is giving George Bush his daily briefing.

He concludes by saying: "And yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in a suicide bombing incident in Iraq."

"OH NO!" exclaims the President. "That's terrible!"

His staff are stunned at this display of emotion, watching nervously as the president sits with his head in his hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks:

"How many is a brazillion?"