How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Change it yourself, dammit!
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Goldfish on a tricycle.
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A totally obscure number, you probably haven't even heard of it.
How many therapists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but the lightbulb has to want to change.
How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. There is nothing wrong with the lightbulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are a delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom!?
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