How many ___ does it take to screw in a light bulb?

How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Change it yourself, dammit!

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Goldfish on a tricycle.

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A totally obscure number, you probably haven't even heard of it.

How many therapists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but the lightbulb has to want to change.

How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. There is nothing wrong with the lightbulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are a delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom!?

Earth Day 2006

It's not nice to fool Mother Nature. Why is it okay for her to fool us?? Friday was a perfect day...warm and sunny...a day for shorts and t-shirts. Earth Day was windy and rainy/snowy as we prepared to clean up the Pass. 9 people from Blairmore came at 10 a.m. to the Gazebo for garbage bags and to 'sign in'. The wind was wild as we tried to hang onto the bags but luckily there was lots of garbage caught in the hedge so bags were soon weighted down. About lunch time, the wind had blown off to somewhere else. During the afternoon, the snow began to fall , big fluffy flakes that fell straight down like you see in a Christmas card scene. It was very pretty but not the sort of day to encourage anyone to keep on with the clean-up.

Tie dress!

Here's my prom dress! Mom and I made it over the past couple weeks. It's taken a loooong time but it turned out pretty well. There are still a few finishing touches to do but you can get the idea!

Just gloating now

It just feels good to out on the bike again after a loonnngggg lazy winter.

Willow on Her Chair

It used to be my chair. I really need to buy a couch. :)

Just got back from my first ride this year!

These are a couple of shots form the ride. The climb up was a little messy but the ride down was all swwet with a few thinnly placed patches of snow. Super fun!

What are you having for supper?

This was made for us by our good friends Stuart and Akiko. I think it is a little "payment" for helping them load up a giant u-haul with Stuart's log furniture. He was preparing to be in a large log home show in Edmonton this past weeekend. Not bad for a couple of hours work!

Rasterize!

You too can add your favourite pet pic to your wall! Or maybe the Eiffel Tower, Chichen Itza, the Grand Canyon, a zoom in of your nose, etc. It's free and super cool!

http://www.homokaasu.org/rasterbator

Mook has new TOY!!

This has become Mook's favorite new toy, what for the long whip able arms and legs! You should see her throw it around, she is the funniest thing!

Sitting together on a train, travelling through the
Canadian Rockies, were an American guy, a Canadian
guy, a little old Greek lady, and a young blonde
German girl with large breasts.

The Train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds
later there is the sound of a loud slap. When the
train emerges from the tunnel, the American has a
bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.

The old Greek lady thinks: The American guy must
have groped the blonde in the dark and she slapped his
cheek.

The German girl thinks: That American guy must have
tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled
the old lady and she slapped his cheek.

The American thinks: The Canadian guy must have
groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but
missed and got me instead.

The Canadian thinks: I can't wait for another
tunnel, just so I can smack the American again.

Married Again!!! I Never Thought It Would Happen But When It's Right You Just Have to Do It!!

Well, I've kept this fairly quiet over the past few weeks so I didn't have any calls or emails asking me if I was totally off my rocker but I guess I can tell people now since we're both sure about this. I met someone a while back, post-R, and we've decided we're going to get married in June of this year. Ya, it's only been a short time frame but when you're sure and you know its right well you just have to go for it. I've never felt this certain about what I was doing and to tell you the truth all of the dots are in such good order I know its time. I'll give you more details a little later this month about time and place and stuff like that. I am so happy!!! :)